Righto, let's talk about Brian Tamaki - the self-appointed "Bishop" who reckons he's God's gift to humanity, but really he's just a walking, talking shitstorm of hate. This bloke thrives by milking cash from people who need genuine support, all while having the nerve to make them pray for his fancy lifestyle. Instead of preaching love and unity, Tamaki spends his time stirring up drama and encouraging his crew of matching-shirt-wearing misfits-sorry, I meant his "Man Up" gang-to bully innocent people, even children's entertainers. Seriously mate, picking fights with Wiggles impersonators? Absolute top-tier shitcuntery.

It's honestly baffling how this guy and his clown posse haven't been properly sorted yet. If you're rolling around acting tough in coordinated outfits, intimidating families at parks, then sorry to break it to you lads-you've officially joined the ranks of shitcunt gangs. Time's up, Bishop - you've had your fun; now it's our turn.