Alright, this one's a no-brainer. If you've ever had the misfortune of driving in Auckland, you'll know exactly why Ford Ranger drivers have landed squarely in the shitcunt hall of fame. Whether it's their god-given right to ignore indicators, their talent for clocking speeds faster than a courier delivering cold pies, or their legendary tailgating skills, these guys treat Auckland roads like a personal demolition derby.

Just to verify my suspicions, I gave Ford New Zealand a bell to ask exactly what special 'Cunt Endorsement' you need on your licence to drive one of these beasts. Unfortunately, the lady hung up before I got my answer—guess that confirms it. Statistically speaking, if you're crawling along SH16 and some absolute weapon cuts you off from the left lane at the last second near Rosebank Road, there's precisely a 43% chance they're piloting a Ranger. Coincidence? Yeah, nah.