Alright, let’s chat about Budget Car Rentals—these absolute champions of fleecing your wallet and delivering bugger-all in return. You might think you’re snagging yourself a decent deal until they start stacking on those sneaky extra fees. A cheeky $40 surcharge just to grab your car from the airport? Bloody oath, these shit cunts have no shame. And to really rub salt in the wound, they'll sting you extra just for paying when you pick up the vehicle. Pro-tip: always pay at pickup anyway—trust me. I made the rookie mistake of pre-paying last time, and when Auckland plunged back into lockdown, Budget kindly slapped me with an $80 cancellation fee. Eighty bucks—for literally NOTHING.

Budget Car Rentals, congratulations on achieving peak shitcuntery status. Keep your wallets closed and steer clear, folks—these guys are experts at driving your patience (and bank balance) straight into the ground.